Saturday, September 04, 2004

what is your dream career?

if you don't have one yet, please allow me to provide one, free of charge: animating for a third-rate studio that farms out tweening to south korea. your job is to insert as many blatant sexual innuendoes as possible without getting caught. blending the word "sex" into some fucking leaves in a disney movie does not count. no--we're talking about low-rent crap that parents buy to pacify their kinds, instead of going straight to the heroin like any sensible human beings.

i commend those who are already living the dream. for example, whoever was responsible for huge volcanos that blast a milky white substance on “strawberry shortcake's ice cream island" deserves snaps.


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